Voicemail

[weetuskenraider]

"Tahiri here. I'm a little bit busy right now so tell me what you need and I'll get back to you. Sorry about the delay. Stupid Jawa-forsaken primitive piece of tech . . ."

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Comments

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

[From here!]

"I actually think you are mental if you're calling my voicemail to tell me how hot you are. I'm sure you're fine but really, no need to go around randomly calling people. That's not confidence, that's ego and you're ego is suffocating me. Maybe buy some modesty."

[weetuskenraider]

[Here!]

Crazy Phone Day

[clevermsbennet.livejournal.com]

(From here! (http://clevermsbennet.livejournal.com/648.html?thread=74120#t74120))

"I do apologize, but to-day is not my birthday. I thank you kindly for the offer, but I shan't be needing a dance, particularly not one that involves anyone's ... lap."

Re: Crazy Phone Day

[weetuskenraider]

[Here!]

[sith_happened]

from here

"Damn right we're not having a sex talk. BECAUSE YOU BETTER NOT BE HAVING SEX."

[weetuskenraider]

[*dead* Angel got this one!]

[momslilassassin]

"Hey, it's me." Ben's voice sounded flat and businesslike, the sound of someone who had consciously shut down his emotions. "Turns out Jacen's found our location, so we're going to try to take him out. Well, Jaina is."

Cheerful news, that.

"I just wanted you to know that I was thinking about you, you know, in case."

And with that, he hung up.

[momslilassassin]

"Hey, I know I just left, but there is something seriously hysterical that you need to see down in the common room."

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

*beep*

"Hi, Tahiri. I'm in Vancouver, if you're back soon. Give me a call, let me know how it's going. Even if you're not. Tony had a demon problem, and I wanted away from Fandom, it's a whole thing. Talk to you soon!"

[solo_sword]

"Hey, Tahiri, it's Jaina. I just wanted to let you know that I'm going to be going home for a day or two. Don't worry, nothing's up, I've just got some internal stuff to take care of with Twin Suns. I'll probably go to John's straight from there, and should be back Sunday like usual."

What? Tahiri got updates.

[glacial_queen]

"Don't forget, dinner this Friday on the sixth floor! I'll come get you if I have to!" Karla said cheerfily through the phone before hanging up.

What? It said everything that needed saying.

[momslilassassin]

"Hey, it's me. I didn't want you to worry when you didn't see me at reserve training today," Ben said. "Ender wanted a chance to see the Senate at work and he doesn't class again until Friday, so I figured we could squeeze in a quick trip there and back. Plus this way I don't have to watch the Senate all that long." His voice grew a little playful. "I'll bring you a present, too."

[weetuskenraider]

Tahiri'd missed Ben's message on account of being in the shower, using up enough water to make half of Tatooine collectively shriek in horror so she could get the blue paint off her face, but she sent a quick message back as soon as she got it.

"Hey, you. Sounds, um --" The next bit was muffled, since she was in the middle of getting dressed, but she'd meant to say 'exciting.' "Don't get too bored. I know you, and I know the Senate. You two have a good trip, and say hi to your dad for me, maybe?"

[solo_sword]

After enough time at the gym and an E-mail to John, Jaina made a decision, and then she made a phone call.

"Hey, it's Jaina. I don't know if you've listened to radio yet, but I am going to drink now and you should come with me. And if you haven't listened to radio yet... save yourself. Just come anyway."

Phone Insanity

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

Tahiri probably wasn't the one he wanted to call. Just a guess. But, she got it anyway.

"It's way too fucking early and I'm already awake," he said, sounding sleepy but warm. "Why don't you come down here and help me wake up a little better? Probably won't need to wear any clothes under a robe."

[omg, could not resist]

Re: Phone Insanity

[weetuskenraider]

[I looooooooove you. To here!]

Phone Wacky

[bitchprince]

"...Did you get into the sloe gin last night, by any chance? I'm flattered you feel that way, but I think you'd be best off concerning yourself with someone else's eyes." Beat. "I didn't even see you on Wednesday."

Re: Phone Wacky

[weetuskenraider]

[Continued here!]

[likes_scoundrels]

[From here. I had to.]

"I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brains, but my tongue and what I do with it are none of your concern."

[weetuskenraider]

[[And on to here! Just keeping it in the GFFA . . .]]

[sith_happened]

[OOC: From here]

"I don't know why you are trying to drive me into an early grave, but I don't appreciate it. My phone is fine and if there was some sort of promise I've made, I don't recall it. And why do you sound that happy? You're never that happy to talk to me."

[weetuskenraider]

[[And on to here! Oops.]]

[solo_sword]

Sometime Tuesday morning Jaina had decided Fandom was not where she wanted to be right this second. But before she left, she had to at least make a phone call.

"Hi, Tahiri, it's Jaina. I wanted to give a call and see how you were doing after the weekend, with... everything. I'm going to be heading home for a bit. Nothing's wrong, I just had to do it anyway and thought it was a good time. I'll be around for a bit if you want to stop by, and if not, I'll see you when I get back."

TEXT TEXT

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Left at 5am:

Haven't slept. Had waffles. New friends who climb things!

[momslilassassin]

"Hey, it's me," Ben said. "I'm heading back to Karla's dimension--she's having kind of a family problem. I don't know how long it'll take, but I'll try to call you if it seems like it could go a few days. Love you."

Phone Insanity

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

"Is it too cold to request that the wet t-shirt contest take place today in my room? I'm kinda bored and I'd love to see your rack."

Re: Phone Insanity

[weetuskenraider]

[Mwahahaha! <3 On to here!]

[solo_sword]

[From here]

"...Love monkey? Okay, uh, thanks for the advice, I guess, but I'm not looking for a date. I have enough trouble as it is."

[weetuskenraider]

[Hee. On to here!]

[3patchproblem.livejournal.com]

From here (http://3patchproblem.livejournal.com/902.html?thread=212614#t212614)

Please refrain from dragging me into your inappropriate affairs with your students. However, I believe the Principal would be thrilled to hear about your little vampire games.

[solo_sword]

"Tahiri, it's Jaina. YOU BETTER EXIST AGAIN. Call me back when you can."

[momslilassassin]

Ben attached a photo of him wearing their new and heinous uniform with a bemused look on his face.

Aren't these astral? Also got attacked by a really mean bunny rabbit. Just another week in Fandom...

[weetuskenraider]

It was a shame the incredibly undignified, hiccup-like laugh Tahiri let out when she saw the picture hadn't been captured for posterity, really.

That's hardly a flattering look on you. What the kriff is going on now?

A moment later:

If the bunny rabbit was trying to eat you, that's about normal.

[momslilassassin]

Still alive. You?

Hello to you too, Ben.

[weetuskenraider]

It was a perfectly functional hello!

So far, Tahiri replied, grinning as she typed up the response, and good to know. You'd be in so much trouble with me if you weren't.

Because she could have done so much about that, really.

[momslilassassin]

A holo of a glitter-covered shirtless Face and a Ben with an absolutely shit-eating grin on his face was sent to Tahiri.

Guess who I ran into at the picnic! Miss you.

Crazy Phone Day!

[rebelseekspizza]

"So has anyone ever told you your rack is out of this world?" Beat. "If you're bored, I've got a couple more."

That... was meant for Alana.

Re: Crazy Phone Day!

[weetuskenraider]

[[On to here!]]